Ang Mga Lalaki Sa Akon Pinsar

Warning: The Writer is in a pensive mood and is determined to bore everyone to death. In real life, I have never had a boyfriend. Sa real, life e. But, in my other life (yes, darling I have one), I have several. You wanna get to know them? Sure. Guys, meet my men. Tadaa. Cyril Nuevo He is the boy I dreamed about when I was in grade 4. Of course, he does not exist but, he has a name. He introduced himself to me in that dream. Cute, no? I do not know any guy by that name, you see, and he probably does not exist but, has anyone ever dreamed of someone they do not know tapos nagpakilala pa? Benjamin Alegre I made him up when I was in second year college. Why? Nahisa ko sa mga classmates ko. He is the handsomest imaginary man I ever created, hehe. He wears cashmeres and jeans and has longish hair. I patterned him after the tainted prince (tong gay musician bala). Gabriel whatever It used to be my favorite name so I used it for my imaginary boyfriend. Sa kabaliwan ko, I even wrote him letters which I still hide in my secret aparadors. I even introduced him to a classmate (I was in third year college then, buangit guid no?) His appearance was inspired by a stationary picture I once bought. Now, I hate the name. why? Because, he is someone I hate, hate hate. (The kind of hate that makes you think of sneaking inside the hated persons room, tying him down with a rope and stripping his flesh piece by piece. Tapos, isawsaw sa langgaw kag asin. (Die, demon die.) Peter Abelard This one is new. When I become a published writer, I would like to make use of Heloise Abelard as a pseudonym. Then, I would write grateful messages to Peter, hehe. Peter Abelard is a medieval philosopher and was Heloise’s tutor. He eventually became Heloise’s lover and Heloise’s uncle had him castrated because of that (cute no, I mean, crude gle). The Nameless I tried inventing a name for him but this creature from the whateversphere he came from is undefinable. I cannot give him a name because to give him one is to limit him and this guy is just limitless. Who is he? He came into my life in an unexpected manner. I just opened one of the windows para mag-sightseeing then popped in this guy and I thought, whoa! He exists. Imagine my shock! I am still shock until now. He does not exist in my real world. He is one of my other men, the men in this parallel universe I lived in. But, I think it is enough to know nga at least, ga-exist guid man si Toto. Sorry sa kabuangan. Indi lang guid mapunggan. Siguro, next time, hopefully mainitindihan guid man.